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Limited Offer...only £104.95 for 12 months!
normally £119.95

Do you own a rental property abroad that you would like to advertise for an annual fee with no commision?

We are new, yet even now, we regularly have over 10000 people viewing our sites every week. We have a team of experts working on SEO (Search Engine Optimization) for both the site as a whole and individual property pages...ie...yours. We advertise both online and in print extensively. More visits to us means more enquiries and bookings for you.

 

Did you know: 
We advertise extensively in France, Spain, Italy, United Kingdom, Ireland, Germany, Greece, Portugal, The Netherlands, Turkey Orlando, Florida and the USA!

  
Your Property is Seen Worldwide....!

Your property profile is visible worldwide and more importantly available to take enquiries 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.

Bookavilla.com is a fantastic looking website in which to show off your property. It has been designed to look friendly and professional, inspiring confidence and trust from customers looking to "Bookavilla" !
 
Here are just some of the many benefits of advertising with Bookavilla.com.

►   Good Looks!...We're a vain bunch! A great looking easy to use website and property profile.

►   24 Hr Access...Easy to use owners dashboard

►   We love photos...unlimited photos on your profile to show off your villa!

►   Say What You Want...we love text too, talk as much as you want!

►   We Do the Boring Stuff...if you ask us nicely (and put us on your Christmas card list!) we will happily create your profile from your existing websites etc.

►   Great Features...we are constantly developing lots of new tools and features to help you get bookings
            

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You're at a Bad Motel - why you should stay in a villa!

1. The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.
2. The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
3. The "magic fingers vibration" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.
4. There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow
5. The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes.
6. You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it.
7. There's a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.
8. The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.
9. The Only TV station you can get is a porno channel with roseanne on it.
10. The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter.
    

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Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers

1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

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A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what's the problem officer?" To which the policeman responded, "I stopped you for running that red light behind you." Just then the man's wife leaned forward from the driver's seat and said with a very loud voice, "I told him to stop at that light. But did he listen? No. He just kept right on going."

The man then turned to his wife and yelled "Shut up stupid!" The policeman continued, "And just before the light I clocked you doing 50 m.p.h. and the speed limit is only 30." His wife then leaned forward again and squawked "I told him to slow down. But did he listen to me. No! He never listens to me."

And again the man shouted at his wife "Listen stupid, I told you to SHUT UP!"

The policeman then looked at the woman and said "does he always talk to you this way?"

To which the woman responed, "Only when he has been drinking."